Archive for the 'Entertainment' category

17
Sep

Great books coming to the big screen

As you may have guessed I enjoy books and movies very much and so when I hear that a book I loved is getting the film treatment I'm filled with excitement and apprehension as to whether it will live up to the imagery in my head.

Lord of the Rings and the Harry Potter series were both spot on, Paycheck was very much off the mark.

Here's a few in the pipeline or already released elsewhere but yet to hit the UK.

Stardust (2007)Stardust at Amazon

One of my favourite authors, Neil Gaiman, wrote a grown-up fairytale about a star that falls to Earth (a little like 10th Kingdom but with less comedy).

Much of the cast, the directory and writing team are all English although the 'star' role goes to the very lovely American Sienna Miller. The film is scheduled for an October 19th release here in the UK and is already out stateside.

Neil also has Beowulf and Coraline coming out in 2007 and 2008 respectively.

Northern Lights / The Golden Compass (2007)

The Golden Compass at Amazon

The first book in Philip Pullman's His Dark Materials series will no doubt be compared to Harry Potter in that it is a series aimed at children, features magic and has a strong female character in the lead. The similarities extend to the first book in the series having a different name in the USA and England but thankfully end there.

Whilst the casting of the film looks good abandoning the religious aspects is worrying - why DO the directors and film companies feel the need to excise or alter important parts of source material that has already proven a commercial success?

Cross your fingers and hope it hasn't lost too much for the UK release on December 7th.

I Am Legend (2007)

I Am Legend at Amazon

Will Smith is leading the role as the last human being alive on the planet after a condition turns the rest of the population into vampires. He goes hunting by day whilst they sleep and ensures his home is fortified for the nightly onslaught when they wake.

Richard Matheson penned the novella in 1954, any novel still in print 50+ years after it was written signals to me the book must be good.

One worry is that Hollywood will turn this into a massive in-your-face action flick instead of the brooding horror of the book. The trivia at IMDB notes large budgets, sets and military vehicles/extras so this is a very distinct possibility. Hollywood have done this several times with Philip K Dick's books and just not getting the point that his stories show ordinary people in extraordinary circumstances.

We will find out here in the UK January 4th and Mr Matheson has The Box and The Incredible Shrinking Man due out in 2008.

The Golden Man / Next (2007)

Second Variety (Collected Stories of Philip K. Dick, Vol. 3) at Amazon

Philip K Dick's book is the story of a golden man, the next evolution of humanity, who can see into the near future and his attempt at escaping his pursuers (kind of like the escape scene in Minority Report).

Not technically forthcoming as it hit the UK shores in April but I missed it being that it had a totally different name to the book. Being that the guy who can see into the future is now a Las Vegas magician played by Nicholas Cage I'm not sure I'll bother.

If there was a point to the book about how we will react to our own evolution it's lost. Perhaps Hollywood think that's been covered enough by the X-Men franchise.

Altered Carbon (2009 ?)

Altered Carbon at Amazon

Richard K. Morgan writes the story of one Takeshi Kovacks, an ex-military elite soldier in a future where your body is easily replaced providing the metal backup device implanted in the base of your skull is in tact. Kovacks is egotistical, violent and methodical in his new job as a private investigator seeking out why his rich client apparently committed suicide (and was promptly restored from backup but lost some essential hours).

The book is gritty and certainly not aimed at children. Would Hollywood pay the big bucks required to get the imagery right for such a grand undertaking of a film that would be limited to an adult/18 category is unlikely but somebody has the rights and is penning in a 2009 release date.

If the film is a success there are two more books in the series which will demand grander sets and even larger budgets.

Rendezvous with Rama (2009 ?)

Rendezvous with Rama

Morgan Freeman picked up the rights to Arthur C. Clarke's fantastic novel about a large cylindrical object that enters our solar system briefly and the subsequent exploration of it's interior but has seemingly done little since.

There used to be a web site with some renders and notes but that has long since gone and the 'producers are still working on the adaptation' and Morgan's schedule seems to indicate he is rather busy on other projects.

Morgan claims that part of the delay is getting a studio on board that doesn't want to turn it into an action movie (great news and can be a success as Contact shows) and that they are still working on the script (get David Peoples on the case).

Whilst the film is on a grand scale it would probably be relatively cheap to film as most of it could be green-screened against rendered backgrounds being that everything inside Rama is not man-made anyway.

[)amien

06
Sep

Confusing co-workers, family and friends for fun

Everybody enjoys a good laugh and there are some fun simple things that can confuse your co-workers, family or friends for a few minutes.

Here's a few tricks that may... or may not cause some amusement. Just make sure you step in before they need to call their IT support guy!

Simulated operating system crash

An operating system crash sends a shiver up the most confident of spines.

Windows Blue Screen of Death

Install the SysInternals teams BlueScreen Screen Saver complete with genuine looking reboot sequence.

Mac OS X Kernel Panic

Try out Doomlaser's Kernel Panic Screensaver although be prepared for genuine confusion at their first exposure to an operating system crash ;-)

Confused keyboard

If they are a hunt-and-peck typist confuse them by swapping a few keys around on their keyboard (make sure it lets you pull the tops off, some of them don't and leaving them with a broken keyboard isn't fun at all).

An alternative if the keyboard doesn't allow you to remove the key tops or if they're a touch-typist is to change the keyboard map to one similar but not the same. Favourites include US for Brits and and British for Americans if you want something very subtle that may take a few hours to be noticed (when they hit some symbols, pound signs etc.) or German for something a bit quicker (W and Z reversed).

Head to the Windows Control Panel or Mac System Preferences to activate.

Permanent hourglass (Windows)

A simple trick that just involves heading into Control Panel > Mouse Properties then choosing the Pointers tab and double clicking on Normal Select. From there choose hourglas.ani

Google goes abroad

Google remembers which language you you last used so simply head to something like http://www.google.com/ru (Russian), http://www.google.com/cy (Welsh) or http://www.google.com/fr (French) then close the Window and walk away.

Any further visits will show in that language, even searches made from the built-in boxes of Internet Explorer and Firefox. To set back head to http://www.google.com/en (English) or whatever language you normally use.

Swap short cuts (Windows)

Choose properties on either the desktop, start-menu or quick launch icon they use to launch their favourite applications and change the target to a different but perhaps similar application. i.e. iTunes and Windows Media, Word and WordPad, Excel and PowerPoint. They'll probably think they hit the wrong icon or that something has messed up the file associations.

Change the display gamma

Head into Control Panel > Display (Windows) or System Preferences > Display (Mac) and adjust the gamma or colour profile for their display. No amount of fiddling with the displays brightness or contrast settings will get it quite back to how it was.

Jeff Atwood has futher suggestions for people who don't lock their machines. Remember kids, Windows Key + L is your friend.

[)amien

07
Aug

Seven ideas for topping up your iPod

It's been almost two years since I last blogged on what content I was feeding my iPod so here's an update on what's keeping mine fresh.

Music you don't know the name of

If you get a song in your head you'd like but don't know what it is then Midomi might be what you are looking for.

The site takes 10 seconds or more of your attempts at singing or humming the track and then tries to match it against the songs it knows about. The catalogue isn't particularly comprehensive right now but it has a reasonable selection of tracks. You can also help it improve results by singing a fragment of a song that it will use for matching providing you don't mind anyone being able to listen to it.

Educational tracks for free

This May Apple launched iTunes U - a section of the iTunes Store featuring free educational content from various US colleges and universities.

The tracks are mostly unedited and lack polish but some of the content covers everything from philosophy to economics and technology so there should be something to interest you.

Audio books for free

  • Simply Audiobooks have a small selection their library available for free as well as a rental club and purchasing options that ship physical media. The download club option is not compatible with the iPod. (Microsoft's PlaysForSure is worst name ever - it doesn't play on the iPod or Microsoft's own Zune)
  • LibriVox use volunteers to record chapters of books available in the public domain and put the completed audio books up in mp3 and ogg formats. The quality of speaker can be variable and the content spans classical literature.

Podcasts for free

The podcast scene just keeps growing but finding what suits you can be tricky. My favourites currently include:

Improve audio quality with iTunes Plus

Apple's plan to remove digital rights management (DRM) whilst increasing audio quality on iTunes gains momentum with music publishers each day - no doubt enticed on by the increased margin and ability to get an extra few pence or cents from existing owners.

Besides the crisper sound and larger file sizes the other noticeable difference is that iTunes music sharing works with these tracks (Sharing protected AAC involves an authorisation landmine).

Head to the Tunes Plus link in the Quick Links box at the top right of the main store page. You should see an option to upgrade your library if any tracks can be upgraded but bear in mind it's an all-tracks-or-nothing deal that costs £0.20 per track.

Watch your DVDs

Why not take a DVD you like, or better yet one you haven't yet seen, with you on your iPod Video.

There are a number of tools to help you with the job of copying from DVD into an iPod friendly format but Handbrake is free, cross-platform and easy to use. As a bonus it also includes presets for other portable video devices such as the PlayStation Portable.

Watch YouTube

Why should iPhone owners have all the phone when the iPod Video is perfectly capable of watching YouTube content providing you upload it to your iPod before you set out.

There are a number of tools to do the download & conversion job but DVDVideoSoft's one for Windows works quite well. For the Mac the latest 1.9 version of Squared 5 would appear to do the job but I haven't yet tried it.

[)amien

09
Jul

My Rock Band dream set list

Harmonix are taking submissions of ideas for songs in Rock Band. I thought I'd go one stage further and put together an entire dream list using the following criteria:

  • Ideal for the four instruments (Drummer, Singer, Guitarists) - no Bittersweet Symphony
  • Well known enough that you all feel the music - no obscure bands or tracks
  • Attention keeping - no massive 2-minute intros or solos
  • Killer guitar track - this is rock after all!
  • Not previously featured on Guitar Hero I or II
  • Variety - no band more than once plus a mix of 80s, 90s and 00s

So here it is...

1. Opening Licks

  • The Passenger - Iggy Pop
  • I Predict a Riot - Kasier Chiefs
  • Bad Medicine - Bon Jovi
  • Wonderwall - Oasis
  • All Right Now - Free

2. Amp-Warmers

  • Money For Nothing - Dire Straights
  • Let Me Entertain You - Robbie Williams
  • Paradise City - Guns 'n Roses
  • Somebody Told Me - The Killers
  • It's Been Awhile - Staind

3. String-Snappers

  • Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana
  • Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Green Day
  • Going Down/Love in an Elevator - Aerosmith
  • Bohemian Like You - The Dandy Warhols
  • Holy Water - Bad Company

4. Thrash and Burn

  • Summer of 69 - Bryan Adams
  • Eye of the Tiger - Survivor
  • Darts of Pleasure - Franz Ferdinand
  • Inside - Stiltskin
  • Sk8er Boi - Avril Lavigne

5. Return of the Shred

  • Poison - Alice Cooper
  • All The Small Things - Blink-182
  • Walk This Way - Run DMC
  • Danger! High Voltage - Electric Six
  • In The End - Linkin Park

Okay so there is no way they'd ever put so many great tracks in one game - they'd be worried you'd not buy the next one to get more tracks and so we'll get second-rate filler just like the record companies have been doing with albums for years.

Most of these are available at the iTunes store so enjoy my first iMix entitled Dream Rock Band.

[)amien

02
May

Hiding secrets behind the law - DRM, AACS and the 16-byte key

It surprises and annoys me when I hear of individuals or companies trying to use the law to hide secrets. Surprise at the sheer stupidity and annoyance that tax payers money is used in the process.

The latest secret under suppression is a short 16-byte key which locks away the content on HD-DVD discs that only licensed software and hardware can play it back and prevent you from making copies.

This type of protection used to be called copy-protection but these days it goes under the equally unpopular name of "Digital Rights Management (DRM)". It enforce the copyright holders rights whilst denying you yours and does it in such a way that in some countries re-asserting your legal rights means you end up breaking others.

The AACS Licencing Authority believe they can now protect by law what they failed to protect using technology. This is particularly amusing because their predecessor, the DVD-CCA, failed on both counts when the encryption on DVD was broken in 1999 by an enterprising trio. Apple gets it and is going down the DRM-free route and not treating their customers like criminals.

Basing an entire business model on keeping a sequence of characters secret defies belief and thinking you can wipe the secret off the face of the internet once it's out is laughable especially when you consider the infinite number of ways you could represent it. The AACS are at it anyway with take down notices to the likes of Digg and others. Amusingly the take down notice itself includes the 'magic key'.

Alternative 16-byte sequence where each byte is an offset on the previous one is "09 F0 18 F1 9B D7 6F 78 7D 69 15 6F 9E F3 32 38" which if run through the following program yields a certain magic key.

class Program {
    static void Main(string[] argv) {
        byte b = 0;
        string key = string.Empty;
        foreach(string a in argv) {
            b += byte.Parse(a, System.Globalization.NumberStyles.HexNumber);
            key += string.Format("{0:x2} ", b);
        }
        System.Console.WriteLine(key);
    }
}

[)amien

24
Apr

Taking on the role of a Guitar Hero

My friends and I have been very much enjoying Guitar Hero II on the Xbox 360 released earlier this month.

Despite reservations we've found ourselves jumping around performing a variety of silly stances, head bops and special moves whilst we attempt to strum 'n chord in time to the tricky yet rewarding tracks available. Once we got a second guitar and hit the co-operative (one bass, one lead) and VS modes (turns each or both together) then out-performing the other player off-screen as well as on became an integral part of the game.

The line-up of songs is a little disappointing - when there is one "made famous" by a well known band then it tends to be one of their less famous song. I say "made famous" as the game clearly points it out they are, alas, cover versions bar a small handful.

Extra tracks are available on-line in packs of 3 for 500 MSP's each. These are again cover versions presumably due to the developer being unable to licence the original audio mix to the songs so that they can cut out the guitar and bass lines when you fail to hit the right combination of colourful buttons and strum in time.

One pleasant surprise is that the guitar is just a normal USB device and can be used under Windows once the Xinput common controller driver is installed or on the Mac using TattieBogle's Xbox 360 OS X driver.

Why would you want to do that? To play the free cross-platform Guitar Hero clone Frets on Fire with all the fan-created songs of course!

Whilst there are plans for Guitar Hero: 80s Edition and Guitar Hero III the franchise is being handed over to Activision's Neversoft team (Tony Hawks) as they bought the rights to the name when they snapped up Guitar Hero's publisher Red Octane.

Original music-game-only developer Harmonix aren't whining about it or heading to the courts, oh no. They are fighting back with Rock Band that throws drums and vocals on top of lead and bass guitars.

Fantastic!

[)amien
PS: Under no circumstances consider playing either game with a keyboard or a regular controller - the experience just isn't the same.

18
Mar

PSP Open Firmware Edition

I mentioned in at a previous post that I had modified my PSP so I could run my old favourite Lucas Arts adventure games and even my original PS1 games.

Dark Alex is the guy behind the firmware but the whole scene/process is full of terminology and a bit complex. This are the steps that worked for me (via 2.71) and for a couple of friends (via 3.03)

This will invalidate your warranty and has the potential chance to leave your PSP useless. By following these instructions you are agreeing to take that risk and liability into your own hands - no warranty is expressed or implied, the author will not be held liable for damages, etc. Sony certainly do not authorise such modification.

You will need

  • PSP currently running firmware 3.03 or earlier
  • Memory Stick Pro Duo with some space
  • Various files linked to from this post

Also, if your firmware is above 2.71 you will need:

  • Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories (original with 2.0 firmware update on it not 2.6)

My instructions below are for the earlier TA-079 hardware not the newer TA-082 so go check this guide for details of identifying which you have - they also have information on what you need to do for the TA-082 model.

Getting enabled

So check which firmware you have in the PSP's Settings > System Settings > System Information menu option - it's called System Software.

If it is 1.50 already jump to Flashing Open Edition section.

If above 1.50 but below 2.71

Make a note of your network settings, they will be lost!

  • download the 2.71 firmware
  • create the folder /PSP/GAME/UPDATE/ on your Memory Stick
  • rename the file EBOOT.PBP and move it to this folder
  • put Memory Stick in PSP and go to the Game > Memory Stick menu
  • choose the 2.71 firmware update option and follow instructions
  • download the homebrew enabler for 2.71 (I used Rev C)
  • copy the contents of the downloads MS_ROOT folder to the root of your Memory Stick
  • put Memory Stick back in PSP and use the Photo viewer to look at the HENx folder
  • your PSP should now crash with a blue/green screen
  • check the System Information menu option again - it should say HEN at the end of the System Software
  • if it does, skip to the Flash 1.50 downgrade section
  • if it does not, power off your PSP and try viewing the picture again
  • download the generic 2.71 downgrader and unpack contents of MS_ROOT to Memory Stick root folder
  • download the 1.50 firmware
  • rename the file UPDATE.PBP *then* copy to /PSP/GAME/UPDATE/ on the Memory Stick
  • put Memory Stick in PSP and go to the Game > Memory Stick menu
  • choose the x.yz firmware update option and follow instructions
  • Agree to reset the corrupt settings when it reboots
  • check the System Information menu option again - it should say 1.50!

If above 2.71 but below 3.03

  • download the 3.03 firmware
  • create the folder /PSP/GAME/UPDATE/ on your memory stick
  • rename the file EBOOT.PBP and move it to this folder
  • put Memory Stick in PSP and go to the Game > Memory Stick menu
  • choose the 3.03 firmware update option and follow instructions
  • rename your /PSP/SAVEDATA/ folder to /PSP/SAVEBACK/ or something
  • download the homebrew enabler for 3.03
  • copy the contents of the downloads MS_ROOT folder to the root of your Memory Stick
  • put Memory Stick back in PSP and attempt to load Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories
  • the game should flash the screen blue before you get to play and reboot
  • check the System Information menu option again - it should say HEN at the end of the System Software
  • if it does not, power off your PSP and try loading GTA again
  • delete the /PSP/SAVEDATA/ folder and rename /PSP/SAVEBACK/ back to /PSP/SAVEDATA/
  • download the 3.03 downgrader and unpack contents of MS_ROOT to Memory Stick root folder
  • download the 1.50 firmware
  • rename the file UPDATE.PBP *then* copy to /PSP/GAME/UPDATE/ on the Memory Stick
  • put Memory Stick in PSP and go to the Game > Memory Stick menu
  • choose the x.yz firmware update option and follow instructions
  • Agree to reset the corrupt settings when it reboots
  • check the System Information menu option again - it should say 1.50!

If above 3.03

You're out of luck for now.

Flashing Open Edition

Dark Alex's official patch requires you grab a few Sony firmware images and run a patching tool... but there is a very unofficial pre-made package available. The steps are

  • download the 3.10 OE-A Easy Installer
  • unpack it to your hard disk
  • copy the 310oeflasher and 310oeflasher% folders to /PSP/GAME/ on the Memory Stick
  • put Memory Stick in PSP and go to the Game > Memory Stick menu
  • choose the 3.10 Open Edition firmware update option and follow instructions
  • check the System Information menu option again - it should say 3.10 OE-A.

Get your old favourites on there!

Your PSP is now ready to play images of your original PS1 games (image with Alcohol 120% or similar image making software then convert with PopStation) and third-party "home-brew" software like ScummVM to play all those great point-and-click adventures you've got lying around.

In both cases just create a folder on your Memory Stick inside /PSP/GAME/ and drop the EBOOT.PBP file in that new directory. Access it from the Game > Memory Stick menu as usual!

As a bonus the battery appears to last longer playing home-brew and PS1 games - perhaps because of the lower CPU requirements or the fact the UMD isn't spinning all the time.

[)amien

25
Feb

PlayStation 3 - the last straw

I was a big fan of the original PlayStation with such amazing titles as Ridge Racer, Wipeout, Tomb Raider, Parappa the Rapper, Resident Evil, Silent Hill and Gran Turismo 2.

Of course when the PlayStation 2 came out I jumped at the chance and have enjoyed some great titles too - more of the same franchise really but some great titles nether less and you can still use it to play all your PS1 games. It's a great machine although it's definitely due for replacement by now.

I've spent a fair amount of cash on those PlayStation games and hardware despite flirts with Dreamcast (yum) and Xbox 1 (which did nothing for me).

PlayStation 3 should be my logical upgrade path - all they had to do was more of the same but with better hardware and on-line support but the news this week was the final straw.

Not content with overcharging Europeans for the machine they've also decided to make the hardware a bit cheaper for them to produce by removing the hardware for backwards compatibility with the PS2 stating it's "not a priority" for them.

So what we have is a machine that's been repeatedly delayed, that developers won't be able to harness the CPU power of, that is expensive, uses proprietary media from a company that has a long list of failed media formats, that offers no compelling titles, has a poor on-line experience, has no unique features at all, is expensive and late to the party.

I know, this isn't a unique viewpoint there have been comics and even songs (thanks Lab) about how Sony are killing off their own PlayStation brand with sheer incompetence.

[)amien




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