I Want To Be a Geekstar

March 1st 2008 • 794 views • 3 responses

To the sound of Nickelback’s Rockstar:

I’m through with stayin online
For zones I’ll never get in
It’s like coming in last
on Forza and I’ll never win
This night hasn’t turned out
Quite the way I want it to be
(Tell me what you want)

I want a brand new mouse
And a stocked up fridge
And an emulator to play Speedball in
And a chicken bucket big enough
For ten of me
(Yeah, so tell me what you need)

I’ll need a… Live account that’s got no limit
And a big comfy chair with me sat in it
Gonna join that 300 mile race
Better get to that starting place
–(Been there done that)–

I want a drum-kit and mic to join my guitars
Easy is for newbs so start on hard
Either Sweet Child or
Monkey Wrench is fine for me
(So how you gonna do it?)

I’m gonna trade Second Life for fortune and fame
I’d even wash my hair and change clothes again

[CHORUS]
‘Cause we all just wanna be big geekstars
Live in nondescript houses driving stupid cars
The girls won’t come easy but the frags are cheap
We won’t stay skinny but ‘least we’re leet
You’ll rarely catch us in trendy bars
At home torrenting top movie stars
Every damn gold farmers
Gonna beat you there
Ninja looting ain’t funny
Yes we bloody well care
And well…

Hey, hey, I wanna be a geekstar
Hey, hey, I wanna be a geekstar

I wanna be great like Woz without Segway hassle
LFM eight barbarians hired muscle
Spoof a couple of auths
So I can get broadband for free
(I’ll have the 16 meg, ha ha)

I’m gonna dress my main
With the latest fashion
Gonna install SCUMM for Maniac Mansion
Gonna chat with a random on ICQ
That I’ll never see
(So how you gonna do it?)

I’m gonna trade Second Life
For fortune and fame
I’d wash my hair
And change clothes again

‘Cause we all just wanna be big geekstars
Live in nondescript houses driving stupid cars
The girls won’t come easy but the frags are cheap
We won’t stay skinny but ‘least we’re leet
You’ll rarely catch us in trendy bars
At home torrenting top movie stars
Every damn gold farmers
Gonna beat you there
Ninja looting ain’t funny
Yes we bloody well care
And we’ll /invite to private rooms
Discuss the latest TV guide to
Dr. Who
They’ll tell you anything
with that evil smiley
Everybody’s got a
Pizza place on speed dial, hey
Hey, hey, I wanna be a geekstar

I’m gonna play those games
That hone my senses
Gonna train bow skills
As Napoleon dispenses

Get levelling services playing all my games
Enjoy arcade classics every night on MAME

‘Cause we all just wanna be big geekstars
Live in nondescript houses driving stupid cars
The girls won’t come easy but the frags are cheap
We won’t stay skinny but ‘least we’re leet
You’ll rarely catch us in trendy bars
At home torrenting top movie stars
Every damn gold farmers
Gonna beat you there
Ninja looting ain’t funny
Yes we bloody well care
And we’ll /invite to private rooms
Discuss the latest TV guide to
Dr. Who
They’ll tell you anything
with that evil smiley
Everybody’s got a
Pizza place on speed dial, hey

Hey, hey, I wanna be a geekstar
Hey, hey, I wanna be a geekstar